Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”
Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”

“My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling Cushion | Funny Aging Decor”

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“Funny ‘My Body Is a Temple’ Cushion | Humorous Aging Gift”

“Add humour to your space with this witty cushion: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’ A perfect gift for birthdays, retirement, or fun home decor.”

 

Product Description:

 

“My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling Funny Cushion”

 

Is your body feeling like an ancient temple lately? This hilarious cushion perfectly captures the humor of getting older, featuring a grumpy cartoon mummy and the text:

 

“My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!”

 

This quirky, relatable cushion makes a great addition to your living room, bedroom, or office – adding a funny twist to your decor.

 

Key Features:

Dimensions: 45x45 cm – ideal for couches, chairs, and beds

Material: Soft, durable canvas fabric for everyday use

Design: Humorous text with a detailed cartoon mummy illustration

Perfect Gift: Suitable for friends, family, or anyone who loves to laugh at the trials of aging

 

Perfect For:

Birthday gifts for adults who appreciate humor

Retirement gifts for someone embracing their “ancient” status

Funny home decor that adds personality to any space

 

Why You’ll Love It:

✓ A fun conversation starter for guests

✓ A relatable and funny gift for loved ones

✓ Comfortable, stylish, and built to last

 

Care Instructions:

Machine wash on a delicate cycle

Air dry or tumble dry on low heat

Do not bleach to maintain print quality

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Black cushion featuring a cartoon mummy and humorous text: ‘My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling, Probably Cursed or Haunted!’”

“My Body Is a Temple… Ancient & Crumbling Cushion | Funny Aging Decor”