"Introducing the '50 Shades of Tired' coffee mug – your new morning confidant! This mug understands the countless layers of fatigue only a true coffee lover can know.
Crafted from high-quality ceramic, it boasts a generous 10 ounce capacity, ideal for your morning brew, afternoon pick-me-up, or late-night fuel.
The design features a witty, cascading gradient of greys, each shade representing a deeper level of tiredness, humorously numbered from 'Barely Awake' to 'Zombie Mode.'
Perfect for the office, home, or as a gift to yours equally exhausted comrades. Let each sip from this mug offer you the comforting embrace or the caffeine boost you need to power through the day. Embrace your shades of tired, one delicious gulp at a time!"